My ship has come in.
This spring the company I work for (SWP) started a program to help those of us who understand a six pack to be something you buy in a store, and not something you have to sweat to achieve, to maybe start us on the road to that other six pack. So every day in May, June and half of July, we printed off a calendar and kept track of the days where we did at least 30 minutes of physical activity. For each month they had a draw for some kind of prize and this month they had a draw for 4 grand prizes of which I was a recipient. I get to pick anything I want, from anywhere I choose, as long as the prize is not over $425.00, and it must have something to do with physical activity. Pretty sweet, aye. Its not the lottery I had dreamed of, but I am still happy. Right now for a prize I am leaning towards a new road bike. My old ten speed is almost as old as me.
And to let you know that this family is just bursting at the seams with class, dignity and just plain pinky in the air as we have our high tea snottiness, Ben today pooped on my deck. I tell you there is nothing like being a grandpa, and being able to laugh at that, and then tell other people about it. It is frightfully hot here, in the low 30's, and I bought a little paddling pool for my grandsons, so today Ben was going to go in it. Becky pulled all his clothes off, yes the diaper too, went inside to get one of those swimmer diapers, when all of a sudden Angie burst out laughing outside. We all went to see and here there was a turd laying on the deck, and Ben standing there with a sheepish kinda look on his face. I almost laugh again as I think of it. What a family, is it any wonder I love it so.
And to let you know that this family is just bursting at the seams with class, dignity and just plain pinky in the air as we have our high tea snottiness, Ben today pooped on my deck. I tell you there is nothing like being a grandpa, and being able to laugh at that, and then tell other people about it. It is frightfully hot here, in the low 30's, and I bought a little paddling pool for my grandsons, so today Ben was going to go in it. Becky pulled all his clothes off, yes the diaper too, went inside to get one of those swimmer diapers, when all of a sudden Angie burst out laughing outside. We all went to see and here there was a turd laying on the deck, and Ben standing there with a sheepish kinda look on his face. I almost laugh again as I think of it. What a family, is it any wonder I love it so.
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It went like this, hey Ben you're naked....*blak stair from Ben.....then a turd started slowly falling till it plopped onto the deck in between his legs. Then he said..."I poopededed ona outside.....oh dear". It was so funny.
I'm so proud.
That is hilariouis John and it is so much funnier when it's our grandchildren. It has been hot like that here too so Ken turned the heat down in our hot tub to about 95 and now it makes for a nice place to cool off. Not exactly a pool but it does the trick. Good for you on winning a prize. I don't think I have ever won anything in my entire life. Enjoy the bike (if that's what you pick).
So, John, does this mean you now have "high tea" on your new "poop dack"?
I know, I know, That was really lame, but I couldn't resist.
Hey, when you come here for a visit do you think you could bring me some liver sausage? Mom knows where you can get it.
Congrats on winning the "lottery". I hope you enjoy your prize.
LOL!!! I meant to say poop deck, not poop dack. If you read that quickly i almost sound mennonite.
Yes you certainly do. That story just cracked me up. Good job Ben!
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LOL @ poop dack, yep, sounds kinda mennonite when you say it in your head. Tara and Adam are coming for a few days the beginning of August. (July 31 -Aug 4) I was going to say maybe I could look forward to something like that, but I am sure Adam is toilet trained by now. He starts kindergarten in the fall.
I hope you guys are out here so that you can see her!!
Blogger was being annoying yesterday, sorry for the repeated comments!
Holy freakin' crap, that's so funny. I literally laughed out loud. Good luck on winning the prize, hope you pick out a sweet bike.
did you get a new bike yet? huh? what's happening? you need to let us know... gosh!!
TRAV....THEY ARE IN B.C. DESTROYING MY SOCIAL LIFE, REMEMBER? I SAW THE BIKE. ITS NICE.
Hey John, just letting you know that we joined the blogging Braun's today. Your poop "dack" story was hilarious.
John, you have been home for a few days already and you still haven't writen a new post. What are you waiting for.
ang... did you ride the nice bike?
OF COURSE I DID. THEN I EYED UP HIS OLD BIKE THINKING ABOUT WHAT PARTS I COULD STEEL OFF IT....LIKE THE NICE SEAT. GIDDY UP.
ITS A SWEET RIDE. LUCKY. I TOOK IT OFF SOME SWEET JUMPS.
gosh!! that's funny
i got the sweet bike seat. killer.
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